My Creepy Encounter

This morning after a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day at work I decided to make a quick stop at smiths for a few essential groceries before heading home. Well I grabbed a cart and into the store I went, not paying too much attention to the homeless looking man by the door. I started down the diaper aisle and noticed footsteps behind me. I glanced over my shoulder only to see the creepy man walking behind me. Obviously he didn't need diapers of that I was sure. I picked up the pace a bit gliding faster with my cart and circled quickly to the next aisle. The footsteps behind me grew faster and louder. With my heart thumping I looked around, relieved to see the bud light delivery man stocking the beer. I raced over stopping nearly right next to the poor delivery man. Creepy homeless guy followed close on my heels. I dialed Trever's number and quickly explained the situation in hushed whispers and code words. He naturally was freaking out. I picked up random drinks and casually read labels hoping my smith's stalker would leave---no such luck. After nearly five minutes I hung up the phone with Trever and decided to make a move. The bud light man could help me. Crazy homeless man continued to stare at me, and then when I was nearly freaking out he asked if I lived nearby. Okay that is it. I turned to the Bud light man with a help me PLEASE look. Startled he asked," is this man following you?" Yeah, I was saved. The man quickly turned and walked away. It was then I noticed the oh so familiar sky blue wristband with the black bar-code. Creepy homeless man suddenly became creepy hospital escapee!!! Luckily with the help of a very nice Bud Light delivery man I made it safely to my car. Seriously you can make this stuff up. My life is just so full of drama---Crazy. Hopefully this has inspired all the girls out there to keep a can of mace handy.